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Boat Renaming
Renaming your vessel is a special time for everyone. Whether this is your
first new boat, or it is your newly aquired 1979 Boston Whaler, the renaming
process cannot be taken lightly. Once a new name for your vessel is
carefully and painstakenly aquired you must begin a ritual that will ensure
the success of you and your vessel.
Throughout time renaming a boat has been taboo. It meant dispare upon her
crew and her owners if her original first name is removed. Luckily there is
hope, and a way to rid these tragedities.
First a purging process must begin. Old records, logbooks, and anything
else baring the old name of the vessel must be removed. Then remove the
name from the boat itself. It is important not to carry anything with the
new name aboard until this ceremony is complete.
Next you will need a good bottle of champagne, and don't be stingy, your
vessel deserves the best. You will also need a metal plate with the old
name written on it in water soluable ink.
Begin by summoning the ruler of deep;
Oh mighty and great ruler of the seas and oceans, to whom all ships and we
who venture upon your vast domain are required to pay homage, implore you in
your graciousness to expunge for all time from your records and recollection
the name (here insert the old name of your vessel) which has ceased to be an
entity in your kingdom. As proof thereof, we submit this ingot bearing her
name to be corrupted through your powers and forever be purged from the sea.
(At this point, the prepared metal tag is dropped from the bow of the boat
into the sea.)
In grateful acknowledgment of your munificence and dispensation, we offer
these libations to your majesty and your court. (Pour at least half of the
bottle of Champagne into the sea from East to West. The remainder may be
passed among your guests.)
You are now ready to rename your vessel. This renaming ceremony is usually
conducted right after the purging ceremony. You will need another bottle of
champagne as you call to Poseiden;
Oh mighty and great ruler of the seas and oceans, to whom all ships and we
who venture upon your vast domain are required to pay homage, implore you in
your graciousness to take unto your records and recollection this worthy
vessel hereafter and for all time known as (Here insert the new name you
have chosen), guarding her with your mighty arm and trident and ensuring her
of safe and rapid passage throughout her journeys within your realm.
In appreciation of your munificence, dispensation and in honor of your
greatness, we offer these libations to your majesty and your court. (At this
point, one bottle of Champagne, less one glass for the master and one glass
for the mate are poured into the sea from West to East.)
Of course you will need to honor the wind gods as well.
Oh mighty rulers of the winds, through whose power our frail vessels
traverse the wild and faceless deep, we implore you to grant this worthy
vessel (Insert your boat’s new name) the benefits and pleasures of your
bounty, ensuring us of your gentle ministration according to our needs.
(Facing north, pour a generous libation of Champagne into a Champagne flute
and fling to the North as you intone:) Great Boreas, exalted ruler of the
North Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of
our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your
frigid breath.
(Facing west, pour the same amount of Champagne and fling to the West while
intoning:) Great Zephyrus, exalted ruler of the West Wind, grant us
permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors,
ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your wild breath.
(Facing east, repeat and fling to the East.) Great Eurus, exalted ruler of
the East Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit
of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your
mighty breath.
(Facing south, repeat, flinging to the South.) Great Notus, exalted ruler of
the South Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit
of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your
scalding breath.
After these ceremonies are performed your vessel is now ready for its many
years of safe voyages that are bound to please its captain. You can bring
upon all items barring her new name, including your new decal for her.
Good Luck and enjoy your new boat name!
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